Tom: *sitting on the couch, reading*
*someone knocks on the door*
Edd: *sighs* I'll get it......*opens the door*
Delivery man: I've got a package here for Tom (LAST NAME)
Edd: oh....hey, Tom....there's a package for-
Tom: I know, I know.... *walks up to the delivery man*
Delivery man: sign here, please *holds out a clipboard I guess XD*
Delivery man: and here *points to a blank space*
Delivery man: initials here *points to another blank space*
Tom: *sighs and signs*
Delivery man: thank you, sir *MAKES LIKE A TREE AND LEAFS*
Tom: *lays the package on the couch*
Edd: umm.....Tom....why does the package say 'Fuck'?
Edd: well, open it!
Tom: *opens it*
Tord: *pops out* FUCK ME!!!!!
Edd: welp, I'm out.... *jumps out the window*